darkast place in sweden..
Joined on 1/12/08
You found the video game controller!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You found the baseball bat!
Start the game... press the play button.
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
Find your first host and possess it.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 5 levels.
Destroy a UFO.
Eat 100 cows.